The soulless page for the smel.ls domain!

Getting this domain has been a right ole' headache! Anyways, Here are some de jure rules for what subdomains you should register:

• Do not directly take names of services such as minecraft.smel.ls, matrix.smel.ls, irc.smel.ls
• Do not disrespect the Lesothoan government or peoples, they were gracious to me.
• Absolutely no bigotry or hate campaigns of any sort! Your attempt is not clever.
• Watch the Princess Bride.